I don't really hate the ad itself. The drug has a dumb name. You write what, cranky letters to the editor? GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Is he the grown up Josh from the fucking grandparents in wrinkled clothing? They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. I wish he would choke on that bite of dessert, the smug asshole. Can the cleft-palated children be far behind? The Biore blackhead ads are fucking disgusting. so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! The UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage Wow, Uh Huh ad. Please smile if you happy to give us a . The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? Every time I see that ad, R177, I wonder who picked these people, unless it was to get to appeal to the ratbag demographic.. Pastor Chris looks like they found him sleeping in a refrigerator box and offered him a few bucks to film the ad. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. ALL those ads are really annoying. For children ages 3-4. I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". I can't stand the little girl in the toilet paper commercial who's being toilet-trained and assures her mother that she's all through, only to say "Gotta go again" immediately thereafter. On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. What an obnoxious brat. I want to punch his fry-face, repeatedly. I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. Explore opportunities. So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? Those women seem like idiots or space cadets. Stash: I dont gotta be scared no mo. Its like theyre egging people on at this point. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. Thats not a word so that the guy in the helicopter thought it was HELLO makes him look like the illiterate buffoon. Its so annoying. Its breakthrough formula does more.. This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! Can't stand them. Maybe too much came out too soon, although Im sure shes used to that or shes not used to cream coming out in that hand motion but her reaction is so strange to say the least. I think the actor playing her the Flo actors real daughter. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. Thank you. I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. Thank you! Hello. They just one upped themselves on this one in terms of oddity. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. "I'm a close talker, so I was excited about all-new Colgate Total. Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. TheraBreath 24-Hour Fresh Breath Toothpaste. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled The Power of a Smile. "Do you have cheese?" It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". Death. I scoff at the Windows 11 ad with the three black kids playing games and watching movies on laptops as they praise the new upgrade, marveling at how fast it is, how games are better because no lagging and that they can watch movies on their laptops that are movie theater quality. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted". Just beyond wrong! Get ready for little nugget Kaleb to step up. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol. WHY WHY WHY are they repeating that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial again this season???? When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022? ALL the nasty, filthy cunt ads with the nasty, filthy cunts. The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. Szaz, not nasal enough. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. Ugh. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people. R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. From hated to likable. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad. Im tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the buttercup song from the 60s. What is the plot line of the [Appleby's?] The Kraft cheese ad where the family is sitting around the table eating dinner and the little brats refuse to eat ("Fine, I'll sit here ALL NIGHT.") R148, that ad, as much as I hate it, makes me miss Ray Donovan. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. Pathetic, indeed! I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. Sorry no information about the singer who sing the song that used in Colgate Advert Be the Reason Nurse. Why, he's hardly working! Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. Fuck that gecko. The Celebrity X Cruise line commercial (which would would be the last fucking place I would think of being), with the actor singing What a Wonderful Word in an excruciatingly disturbing vocal fry. He also bragged that he's in college. and my name is Szaz. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! Fox is better. Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose? Id do anything, for you dear - anything! His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. Fuck! So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time hes having while eating sour cream with the family. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? Or, just Kevin Hart. Who are these advertising idiots who think hearing this awful noise every couple of hours is going to make anyone want to buy that car. They hide behind the fact they can say fuck and shit more liberally and expect that to get them over. Most retirees are not eligible for free Medicare, let alone, Medicaid. The third is two kids, trudging through the snow with scowls on their faces and yelling, 'We're GOING to NANA'S". It's creepy and obnoxious. And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. [quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial. "Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." I'm the cute one now. . Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. Colgate ad. Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. So again hes alienated a huge percentage of possible viewers including other minorities. while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. They started running again the horrifying Kevin Hart one where the whole house is screaming at the top of their lungs about fucking lasagna. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. Headquarters are in New York City. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". They are the perfect annoying couple. Like the old one he did wasnt bad enough - ITS FREEEE! We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials. In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. Awful. No, I want a plushie bowl of borscht that I can nuzzle. I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. I needed him to be here.". Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. R471. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too! Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. trentonsocial.com 2018. Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? That's what I pay attention to. The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. Or, alternatively get in the car inside the garage and start it up. The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want. 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